Cumulooze

The Ooze creature type is an odd one, as its members are not only few, but sit between several other types. They’re more alien than Beasts or Plants, but not so alien that they’re Aberrations, and they don’t think, but they still don’t not think so much that they’re Plants. I guess the major thing is that they are all essentially liquid, which is something. But then, liquids can be evaporated, and what then?

Well, that’s easy. If you evaporate enough of something, you get weather.

So here we have to next evolution of the Ooze; the Cumulooze, an Ooze that is also weather. Rain doesn’t normally want anything, but now, it wants to eat you. And remember, thanks to the water cycle, weather is essentially endless, making this an Ooze that is weather, and therefore immortal. Isn’t science grand?

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